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Oh a very big sad woof and a growl. I loved being the real star of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I have so many adoring fans that are going to be just devastated at not seeing me every week, so much doggy pleasure. I had to cover my furry ears this week. It […]

Oh woof I am back,and again Bravo hasn’t quite realized how loved and adored I am by my millions of fans and just tossed me like an old bone on to the editing floor. But you saw me with mistress in her bedroom, on my little throne, listening intently to that guy…the one who’s normally […]

Happy New Ears to you all, my adoring fans. My New Ear’s eve was certainly exciting. I was in New York with sweet Andy. But what did I do? One sip of martini and I was hitched. A CATastrophe! Dear sweet Andy was the minister and before I knew it I was married to this […]

Oh mistress…remember she is unaware of my doggy blog…her driving. Oh, she doesn’t want to be on this side of the road, that’s the first problem. Then Ken, he is even worse. Not that the Gigster can drive. I haven’t quite mastered that yet, the iPad is difficult enough for me. Did you see me? I […]

Oh hello and woof, I just saw this episode it was a ruff week. I can’t believe that my little doggy face must have landed on the editing floor. Where was I? Paw me! How could they leave the Gigster, their most important star out of this week? Please, oh please, tell them that you […]

Well I am back after two long weeks of me keeping my woofs to myself! After last episode’s catastrophe-actually, would you mind if I used dogostrophe? I have trouble with that other word-mistress’s good friend Mohammed had a party for her. I am lucky that he adores me, so I was invited too. (But I […]

Well helloooooo, I am finally after all these weeks being allowed to woof my own opinion! I know for mistress to take a trip without me it has to be something she really wants to do…because to dump my little doggy arse, in Beverly Hills, while she was jetting of to New York is something […]